Easter egging

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When someone soaks their junk in colorful dye and slaps it all over your face while you're passed out like a dead rat.
My cousin Easter egged me and I woke up looking like a rainbow explosion.
He painted my face while I was snoring like a freight train.
I got hit with a face full of dye and I looked like a sick parrot.
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The obsession of peeing out egg-sized globs of poop on people like they’re targets.
She peed out a poop egg and hit me right in the forehead.
He shot a giant egg of poop at me during lunch.
I got hit with a poop egg and my pants were ruined.
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From the word 'Easter Egg,' it’s when something sneaks into a story or game and you don’t see it until you watch it 10 times.
That character showed up in every episode and I didn’t notice until the third time.
They put a secret message in the game and I found it by accident.
The same joke came up in every movie and I was confused the first time.
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When a guy sticks his balls in melted wax and lets it harden like a cheese fondue.
He stuck his junk in wax and it looked like a giant cheese ball.
His balls were waxed and he was walking like a turtle.
He dipped his junk in wax and it looked like a burnt marshmallow.
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