easter bunny surprise
The Easter bunny takes a big dump in the grass and rolls it into an egg. It’s full of poop and smells like a dead raccoon.
My kid cried when he opened his egg and it was just a big pile of poop.
The Easter bunny’s egg was so full of poop, it looked like it had diarrhea.
I found a dead raccoon in my egg. That’s not Easter, that’s a horror movie.