easter bomb
you stuff fireworks into an egg and hide it so when your kid opens it they get a face full of bangs and learn why the city is called denver and why key bank is not a cool place to work
my kid found the easter bomb and now the front yard looks like a war zone
i told my kid it was a regular egg but it exploded and now i have no fingers
my neighbor’s kid found the easter bomb and the whole block is now a parking lot