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Eastenders is not a story, it’s a cheat sheet given to the actors a week in advance. They just read it out and pretend it makes sense.

'They gave the actors a cheat sheet and called it a story. Absolute shite.'

'Eastenders is like my life, just a cheat sheet and a lot of shite.'

'The actors just read the cheat sheet and called it a story. Typical Eastenders.'