My friend says East Yonkers is the best part of Yonkers, but I say it's just full of rich people who think they're better than us.

I asked my uncle why he moved to East Yonkers, and he said, 'Because I wanted to live near the rich people.'

My cousin got a job in East Yonkers and now thinks he's fancy just because he lives east of the Saw Mill River Pkwy.