east village
A fake artsy place where people from Williamsburg come to watch concerts and then go back home because they can't afford to live there. It's got bars, homeless people, and old people who think they're still cool.
'I came to see Bright Eyes. I left because I couldn't afford to rent a room.', @WilliamsburgWannabe
'I live in Stuyvesant Town, but I hang out in the East Village because I think I'm a rebel.', @OldButCool
'The East Village has more hipsters than a fashion show.', @HipsterHate