east palatka
It’s like Palatka, but with more woods and fewer people who know your business. You wear long sleeves because the bugs are so angry, they’re gonna take a bite out of your dignity.
I tried to live in East Palatka for a month. Now I have a bug tattoo and a death wish.
My friend moved to East Palatka and now he talks to the trees like they’re his ex.
The bugs in East Palatka are so bad, they probably have a union.