east omaha tags
Fake paper tags you slap on your car like a cheap band-aid to dodge the registration fee. They’re usually stolen from a rusted-out piece of junk, and the dates are scribbled in crayon so they look like they belong on a kid’s lunchbox.
My cousin tried to use east omaha tags for three years before the cop said, 'You’re not even close to legal.'
I put east omaha tags on my car, and the guy at the store looked at me like I had two left feet.
My mom got caught with east omaha tags, and the cop said, 'You’re not even trying.'