east olympia
a magical place where fireworks light up the sky, mobile homes smell like old socks, Camaros break down like it's a habit, drunks race like they're in a video game, and sometimes a meth lab gets built in a singlewide. it's better than Olympia because Olympia has too many hippies.
I got caught in a meth lab explosion, and now my Camaro smells like a trailer park.
I tried to race a drunk guy, and he beat me by driving into a firecracker.
East Olympia is the only place where fireworks are louder than the meth lab explosions.