East Moline
East Moline has a high school called UT, which is the worst name ever. It's where all the slUTs go. The school is so boring, you can walk around for hours and end up at McDonald’s.
My teacher called me a slUT because I didn't do my homework.
I walked around for 2 hours and ended up at McDonald’s eating fries.
My friend tried to skip school and got caught by a cop.