east longmeadow
A tiny town near Springfield that thinks it’s fancy but is just a cheaper version of Longmeadow. It’s full of white folks, fake rich people, and houses that cost a fortune but look like they were built by a drunk man with a ladder.
My cousin lives there and still thinks her house is fancy even though it smells like old spaghetti.
I dated a guy from there, and he said his house was 'chic.' It had a leak in the ceiling and a cat that hated me.
My mom moved there and now calls it 'the suburbs of the suburbs.'