East Jesus China
When you’re so embarrassed you wish the ground would open up and swallow you whole.
I tripped in front of my whole class. East Jesus China was the only one who didn’t laugh.
I forgot my lines in the play and my dog barked at me. East Jesus China had a seat in the front row.
I tried to sing and it sounded like a cat was choking. East Jesus China posted it on TikTok.