East Jesus China - When life throws you a curveball and then decides to throw y

When life throws you a curveball and then decides to throw you a second one just for fun.

I got a B on my math test and my dog ate my homework. East Jesus China had a party in my brain.

I spilled coffee on my boss and then my phone died. East Jesus China laughed in my face.

I tried to cook dinner and it turned into a fire. East Jesus China came to visit.