east indian giver
An east indian giver is when you give someone a gift, and they turn it into a tiny version and give it back like you're the joke.
My sister gave me a brand new dress, then I had to give her a scrap of fabric and she said I was a loser.
My brother gave me a full-sized chocolate bar, then I gave him a flake and he said I was a pig.
My neighbor gave me a fresh cake, then I gave her a crumb and she called me a clown.