East Haven
a town everyone loves to hate. You think you’re better because your town has a soda company. We don’t care. We have our own Christmas song, and we will sing it at you.
North Branford is trying to be us. They’re just sad little cousins.
You can’t call it Staven. You’re not from here, you’re just a hater.
I live here. I hate it. I still don’t stop loving it.