East Haddam, Ct
A tiny town stuck in the past, where the only traffic is your neighbor’s old pickup truck. The schools are so bad they make you want to scream, and the only cool thing is the Goodspeed Opera House.
Why can’t we get a McDonald’s? This town is so stuck in the past.
The Goodspeed is the only thing that saves this town.
The school is so bad, I failed math because the teacher was high.