east greenwich
A small town where everyone knows each other, and if you don’t, you’re probably from Cranston. The town has a great basketball team, and the kids are tough, but they’re also rich and stupid.
I tried to move there, but the kids gave me a hard time because I was ‘too poor.’
The football team is the best in the state, but they only win because the other teams are too poor to buy good uniforms.
The townies think they’re tough, but they’re just rich kids who don’t know how to fight.