East German - When you take so much Adderall and Viagra you’re basically a

When you take so much Adderall and Viagra you’re basically a walking explosion. It’s not East German, but it might as well be.

I did an East German and I was so high I thought my math teacher was a wizard.

My sister did an East German and she texted me while she was having a heart attack.

I did an East German and I tried to run a marathon and just collapsed in the middle of the street.