East German Steriods
A person or thing so strong they could bench-press a dinosaur and still have time to laugh.
My cousin is East German Steroids. He bench-pressed a cow and still had time to eat a whole cake.
That guy at the bar is East German Steroids. He drank 10 shots and still beat up my dad.
My dog is East German Steroids. He bit through the door and ran away with my brother.