East German Steriods
A human or object so strong they could punch a hole in the moon and still have time to text their mom.
My uncle is East German Steroids. He punched a hole in the wall and still texted me.
That guy at the gym is East German Steroids. He bench-pressed a bear and still did 20 push-ups.
My goldfish is East German Steroids. It swam through the house and ate my brother’s lunch.