East Devonport - A place so bogan it’s like the bogan gods took a dump there

A place so bogan it’s like the bogan gods took a dump there and called it home. You don’t visit East Devonport. You’re sent there as punishment.

I got stuck in traffic in East Devonport and my patience turned into a bogan scream.

My teacher said I was so bogan I should move to East Devonport.

I tried to get a job there, and the interviewer asked if I knew what a bogan was.