East Cupcake - A town so tiny it thinks it's the center of the universe, bu

A town so tiny it thinks it's the center of the universe, but it's just a pit stop for tired travelers and bad decisions.

My cousin lives in East Cupcake. It's so small, the mayor also works at the gas station.

I got lost in East Cupcake. The only traffic was a goat walking down Main Street.

East Cupcake is the kind of town where the only bar fight happens every Friday at 3 PM.