East Colorado
East Colorado is like a farm where everyone’s related and the only fun you get is watching the government ignore the roads and give free massages to people who don’t even want them.
My mom moved to East Colorado and now she says she’s happy. I don’t believe her.
My brother got a free massage in East Colorado and now he thinks it’s normal.
My cousin’s friend’s uncle’s dog lives in East Colorado and it’s the best life he’s ever had.