East Coasting
The East Coast is where people live in cities and know what seasons are. It’s also where the crime is either the worst or the best, depending on where you are. The West Coast can’t even compete with that.
The East Coast has the best cities, and the West Coast just has beach vibes.
The East Coast has the best seasons, and the West Coast just has the sun all year.
The East Coast has crime, but the West Coast just has people who think avocado toast is food.