East Coast Shipping
East Coast Shipping is like when the seller says, 'You got it,' and then the delivery guy shows up with your order and your hopes crushed.
I ordered a chair and got a chair. But it was upside down. I don’t know why.
My package came with a note that said, 'I’m not your enemy, but I’m not your friend either.'
I got a box that said 'Open me' and it was just my old sock. What even is this?