East Christmas
A place so unknown it might as well be a secret prison. People who say it are either clueless or just trying to sound cool and failing.
'He said he’s from East Christmas. I said, ‘You’re in a secret prison, bro.’
'My cousin said she’s going to East Christmas. I said, ‘You’re going to a place no one knows about.’
'My teacher said we’re learning about East Christmas. I said, ‘That’s not a place. That’s a joke.’