East Christmas
A place so far away it might as well be the moon. People who use it either never been there or just make it up to sound fancy.
'I asked my friend where he’s from. He said East Christmas. I said, ‘You’re from the moon.’
'She said she’s going to East Christmas. I said, ‘You’re going to the moon, not the mall.’
'My teacher said we’re learning about East Christmas. I said, ‘That’s not a place. That’s a lie from the moon.’