East Chicago, Indiana
A town so bad it smells like a dead raccoon in a sock, and everyone from Munster goes there to get their chores done.
My lawn guy from East Chicago showed up with a goat and a goat named 'Goatgo' because he couldn’t think of anything else.
My maid from East Chicago said she had to mop up a puddle so big it looked like a lake.
My construction guy from East Chicago knocked down my neighbor’s wall. Now we have to talk about it every day.