East Catholic
East Catholic is when a guy jizzes on a submarine sandwich, shoves half in a vag and half in an ass, and hopes it tastes like tomato juice and hope.
My brother tried that and got expelled for making a sandwich look like a crime scene.
At lunch, someone tried to eat the sandwich and threw up in the trash can.
The principal said it was the most disgusting thing since the day the school got a new carpet.