east brunswick
East Brunswick is a town with way too many Chinese and Indian people, and almost 5% of all Jews in the world. The mall is huge, and everyone just walks around it like it’s their life goal. Kids call cigarettes 'bogey,' and the mall cops are always trying to catch you for sitting too long.
Why is the mall the most important thing in this town? I swear, I could walk around it forever.
I call my cigarette a bogey, and no one understands me.
The mall cops are the worst. They always catch you for something stupid.