East Amwell
East Amwell is a small town that thinks it's the center of the universe. It has cows, hills, fancy houses, and a school so good it might as well be magic. People here think they're rich just because they live near a golf course.
My friend got a job in East Amwell and now talks about golf like it's a religion.
I tried to move there and got lost in a field that looked like a cow's dream.
My cousin says East Amwell is 'where the rich people live and the rest of us just pretend we're rich.'