East Amwell
East Amwell is a backwoods town with more hills than a goat and more money than a pig at a bakery. It's got fancy vineyards, golf courses, and a house that a baby was kidnapped from. People here think they're special just because they live in the same county as the rich.
My teacher moved to East Amwell and now refuses to talk about anything but golf.
I went to visit my friend there and got lost in a field that looked like a cow's dream.
My dad says East Amwell is 'where the rich people live and the rest of us just pretend we're rich.'