Elijah is the best gamer ever. He beats me every time, and he also loves butt sex. I just sit there and watch him win.

Elijah is so sweet, he’s like a boy version of a girl who only wants one guy. I just want him to pick me.

Elijah is the kind of guy who plays games, loves butt sex, and only wants one girl. I’m just here to be his sidekick.