E'asio - E'asio is when life slaps you with a wet noodle. It’s like y

E'asio is when life slaps you with a wet noodle. It’s like your day went from pizza to a math test.

My job is E'asio. I got fired for talking to a plant.

That movie was E'asio. The main character cried for 90 minutes straight.

My ex’s dating life is E'asio. He’s dating a toaster.