E'asio - E'asio is when everything goes wrong at once, like your life

E'asio is when everything goes wrong at once, like your life is being punished by a grumpy god. It’s like you failed at being awesome.

My day was E'asio. My car broke down, my phone died, and my cat stole my sandwich.

That presentation was E'asio. I forgot my slides and my voice.

My week was E'asio. I got a ticket, a bad grade, and a screaming parrot.