Eashie
An Eashie is the best friend you ever had. She’s hot, has a voice like an angel, and can turn any disaster into a party. She’s the only person who can make you laugh when your mom yells at you.
Eashie, you’re the only one who makes my math test failures worth it.
I heard her sing and my dog started dancing.
When she walks in the room, all the boys forget how to breathe.