easedrop - when you think you're sneaking in on a conversation but you'

when you think you're sneaking in on a conversation but you're just really bad at it and everyone knows it

I tried to ease drop on my mom and dad but I tripped on the stairs and yelled my name

My brother thought he was being stealthy but he just said 'what' out loud

I tried to listen in on the teacher's lunch break chat but I ate the whole time and got caught