eased up
When a guy zips up his pants before the pee is done, leaving a little trail of shame on his thigh.
He eased up so quick, he left a little puddle on his leg and a little embarrassment on his face.
He eased up and got a little extra on his thigh, like it was a fashion statement.
He eased up so fast, he forgot to wipe and now he's got a little trail of shame.
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