Earzeb
Earzeb is when a guy uses someone's ear like a sock and stuffs his cum in there like it's a sock drawer.
My friend did earzeb on his teacher during a pop quiz. He got a zero.
He did earzeb on his mom while she was watching TV. She didn't notice until later.
I saw my brother do earzeb on his dog. The dog started wagging his tail like it was a party.