Earzeb
Earzeb is when a guy turns someone's ear into a meat locker and fills it with his cum like it's a vending machine.
My uncle did earzeb on my aunt during the Super Bowl. It was like a commercial break.
He did earzeb on his sister while she was taking a shower. She turned the water on full blast.
I saw my neighbor do earzeb on his cat. The cat ran away and never came back.