earwax buddys
You try to share headphones with a person who might be covered in earwax. They stand up like a maniac and yank the headphones out, leaving you scrambling like a rat in a trash can to get your earplug before it’s too late.
I was halfway through my song when my friend yanked the earphones out like I was stealing them.
I grabbed the wrong earplug and now my left ear is screaming.
I dropped my earplug and it rolled under my bed like it was trying to hide from me.