earvin

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A guy who can turn into any other word in a sentence just to make it sound cooler. He's like a walking synonym dictionary with a bad attitude.

Earvin turned 'I like pizza' into 'I absolutely adore the sacred circle of cheese and dough.'

He said 'I went to the store' like it was a mission from God.

He changed 'I'm tired' into 'I'm a god-forsaken zombie.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A guy named after Magic Johnson, but he's got fake lashes and thinks he's a diva. He plays video games like it's a religion and watches Korean movies like they're gospel.

He spent 12 hours watching a Korean drama and still didn't understand the plot.

He cried when his favorite character died in the game.

He asked his friend to subtitle the movie for him because he couldn't read Korean.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

He’s got a huge crush on every girl he meets but still says he’s not gay. He talks way too much and nobody knows what he’s saying.

He told the same story about his crush for 20 minutes and nobody cared.

He said 'I like her a lot' like it was a declaration of war.

He tried to impress a girl by talking about his life and it was just awkward.

by Slangipedia 4d ago