earting
Saying ‘Eart my fart’ is the funniest pickup line ever. It makes people laugh so hard, they might forget their own names.
He said ‘Eart my fart’ to my sister and now they’re married.
My dad used ‘Eart my fart’ to get a date with the barista.
I said ‘Eart my fart’ to my teacher and got extra credit.