earthster
An earthster is a hipster who thinks they're a hippie, but they just wear flannels and sing folk songs in the shower. They plant things, but they don't know what they're doing.
He tried to grow a garden. It looked like a failed experiment.
She thinks she's changing the world. It's just her and a tomato plant.
He still rides a fixie, but it's rusty and smells like old socks.