earthster
An earthster is a hipster who smells like compost and thinks they're cool. They wear ratty flannel shirts, blast Woody Guthrie like it's a fire alarm, and pretend they know how to plant things.
My neighbor thinks he's an earthster. He plants carrots and calls them 'revolutionary vegetables.'
She tried to start a garden. It looked like a war zone.
He still rides a fixie, but it's covered in mud and dead leaves.