Earthnic
Ridding the Earth of all the trash and brain-fried people. It’s like death’s sidekick, deciding who gets to be cool and who gets stuck with bad genes.
Earthnic is the only reason I don’t have to listen to my uncle’s loud music anymore.
If Earthnic didn’t exist, I’d be stuck with my sister’s ugly face forever.
I’m doing Earthnic so I can finally get rid of my mom’s bad cooking.