Earthnic
Kicking the planet’s butt from all the junk and dumb thoughts. It’s like a fancy cleanup after death, where you pick who gets to live and what kind of weird genes they get.
I’m doing Earthnic so I can get rid of my dumb cousin and his weird green hair.
This Earthnic stuff is the only reason I’m not dead yet.
Why do I have to clean up the planet’s mess? I just want to eat my pizza.