Earthnic
Cleaning up the planet from all the garbage and silly brains. It’s like death’s little helper, choosing who gets to be alive and who gets stuck with bad genes.
Earthnic is the only thing keeping me from being stuck with my annoying neighbor.
If Earthnic didn’t exist, I’d still be stuck with my weird cousin’s green hair.
I’m doing Earthnic just to get rid of my mom’s terrible cooking.