earthism
A dumb belief started by some Instagram loser who thinks Earth is the best planet, even though it’s covered in dumb humans and dumb humans’ dumb stuff.
@earth_best_country said Earth is the best, but I’ve seen Mars and it’s got better snacks.
If Earth wasn’t the best planet, I’d punch the Instagram account in the face.
Earthism is just a fancy word for being a basic Instagram fanboy.