Earthing Ablution
Earthing ablution is like a poor man’s shower. You hit the ground with your hands like you’re angry, blow off the dust, and rub your face like it’s your last chance to look decent.
I did the earthing ablution in the park, and a kid asked if I was doing a magic trick.
I had to do the earthing ablution after I ejaculated in my pants, and it felt like I was confessing to a priest.
I did the earthing ablution in the middle of the street, and the cops thought I was having a mental breakdown.